Even the box art looks like it’s gonna go back to bed as soon as the cameras are off.
#FAR CRY 6 PORN FULL#
Like the one in Far Cry 4? Look, if you like freshness so much, why don’t you piss off to your local Whole Foods and stick your head under the intermittent broccoli misting device? I mean, this game was made by a multicultural team of various religious faiths and – View Full Transcriptĭid anyone else get a five off of Far Cry vibe – I mean, a vibe off of Far Cry 5 that the series was feeling kinda done? Based on the fact that it was set close to home in the US rather than some comfortably distant hypothetical foreign clime, and not really much else oh unless you count a little thing like IT ENDED WITH A FUCKING NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE? Spoiler alert? D’you think that could’ve ever so subtly hinted at finality as a theme? As such, Far Cry 6 has this air of tired obligation even before you get into the recycled setting and concepts. And anyway, this time you’re liberating the tropical island from a charismatic totalitarian dictator. That’s slightly more equatorial than the last two tropical islands.
You mean like in Far Cry 3? And Far Cry 1? No of course not. So what original new setting is the premise being airdropped into now, Ubisoft? Liberating a chain of remote Scottish islands from charismatic football hooligans? Liberating an antarctic research station from a charismatic penguin? No! This time you’re liberating… a tropical island! Erm. Surely the concept of liberating an open world sandbox from a charismatic fuckface by clearing out base after base with a silenced sniper rifle and occasionally having to shake a mountain lion off your todger is still as fresh and exciting as a dissipating fart in a locked sauna. Well, hijack my helicopters, I can’t believe there’s been six Far Cry games already. We have a merch store as well! Visit the store for brand new ZP merch. Want to watch Zero Punctuation ad-free? Sign-up for The Escapist + today and support your favorite content creators! This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee reviews Far Cry 6.
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